WHAT.

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@itsriff, here’s the good stuff you wanted to reblog. I think my jokes were better, though.

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…….I’d be ridiculously happy if I got one.

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I love him.

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gagagoogaga:

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I’ll reblog this every time I come across it.

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you-know-my-name-not-my-storyx3:

Facebook boys: You should come over. We could have some fun, if you know what I mean. ;)

Tumblr boys: You should come over. We can cuddle, and watch your favorite movie, and hold hands, and I’ll cook for you, and we can live happily ever after.

Boys I know: Make me a sandwich.

Lmao, why is this ridiculously accurate.

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